Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.