Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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He wanted to see stars during the day.

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The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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Balloon velvet !

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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Needle them