Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them