Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !