Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Hypothermia Jokes More Hypothermia Jokes

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.