Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

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Paula Ab-doula

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)