Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?