Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

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How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!