Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
The snowblower came around
Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
A landmine.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Just wait. They'll tell you.