How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.