How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.