How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.