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A homeless epileptic.
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
Body centered cubic
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(
Dinner
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
To hold his pants up.
A Pillow Fight
Because they crack themselves up!
A yellow license plate.
Their spaceships Netherland.
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
Sir, this is a morgue."
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
ze Hoegaarden.
He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.
A hot dog and a six pack.