Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Dead Person Jokes More Dead Person Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?