Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Why don't bears wear boots?

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.