Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Dead Person Jokes More Dead Person Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.