Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.