What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

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Ghost avocado.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.