What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.