What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

Dead Person Jokes More Dead Person Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.