What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.