What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

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A six-pack and a potato

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The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Just be *honest* with it man...

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Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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I'm in light urn.'

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A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

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