What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Previous Random Joke Next

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Dead Person Jokes More Dead Person Jokes

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.