What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

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