What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

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