Center Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Absorb Jokes More Absorb Jokes

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.