Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !