Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !