Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"