Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !