What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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Well that bites.

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You take the letter F out of way.

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What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.