What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?