What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence