What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.