What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.