What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.