What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!