What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

What do you call a Satanist dancer?

A ba'al-erina.