What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Deus Ex Macarena

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Anti-hissss-tamines!

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Why are all Satanists trypophobic?

They're grossed out by Holy things.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's