What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Why are all Satanists trypophobic?

They're grossed out by Holy things.