What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts