How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get