How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.