How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

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Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!