How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like?

Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.