How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room?

It's nacho business!

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.