How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get