What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican baptism?

Bean dip!

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.