What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.