What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

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Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.