What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Goat?

Amigoat

What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!