What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.