What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Zombie Apocalypse Jokes More Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Disabled Person Jokes More Disabled Person Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.