What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Zombie Apocalypse Jokes More Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Disabled Person Jokes More Disabled Person Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.