What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Disabled Person Jokes More Disabled Person Jokes

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.