How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!