How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table