How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.