How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table