What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception