What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !