What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere