What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.