What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN