What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'