What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.