How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.