How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out