Praise the Load
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Curt and Rod
Half a cat
Because freedom rings
with a woofie.
To go to the second hand shop
Reservation reservation reservations.
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
Bi-polar
Because it was 2 turnt up
Mat
Bob.
Forget about it.
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
