Praise the Load
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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
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He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
50$
Because they can't stop saving their work.
A Chrysler
The blasfemur
She wanted to get a dark tan.
The lips are moving
A Redditor.
Because I'm autistic xD XDXD
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
Mary Jane
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
A Boston Marathon.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."