Praise the Load
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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
50$
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Bob
A cow with a cold.
You use a spirit level.
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me <HEAD> first.
Mary Jane dumped him.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Bike carbonate of soda !
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
A rooster!
Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...
My ex-wife
The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts
