Praise the Load
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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
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He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Necrophilia
The age
He got crossed up.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Tajweed
Tupac-aday
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
He went back 4 seconds.
Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!
Slaps person) we will ask the questions.
They both wont be investigated very closely.