Praise the Load
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.
Her mother leaves.
In his prostatoe.
A six pack and a potato
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
Grandma monster
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
Gomer's pile.
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
You've got some crust."
Cause love is what I got
It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.
