Praise the Load
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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
Paddy O'furniture
Patty O'Furniture
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
She ate her soup before it was cool
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
An eggsy-stench-alist.
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
A: A back-handed compliment.
You've got some crust."
To get to the other tide.
It was stuck to the chicken.
