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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
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He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
The ones with food.
They both wont be investigated very closely.
Because they don't want the world to know!
Apparently, that's you.
Hose B
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
A Roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Usually they're lying
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
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