Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

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Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.