Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

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Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !