Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.