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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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A roamin' Catholic.

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If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

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At yeast he's a fungi.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

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The psycho-path!

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.