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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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So the other one could drive

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

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It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Shrine Jokes More Shrine Jokes

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Unconscious Habit Jokes More Unconscious Habit Jokes

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Roamin ' Catholic Jokes More Roamin ' Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.