Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.