Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Previous Random Joke Next

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.