Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

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What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!