What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.