What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Which do you light first?

The match

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.