What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"