What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.