What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket