What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!"

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator