What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"