What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican drug dealer?

MariJUANa

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.