What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What is the opposite of a Predator?

a Postdator

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.