What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.