Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.