Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.