Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.