Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Daenery Jokes More Daenery Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.