Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Daenery Jokes More Daenery Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.