What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.