What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!