What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!