He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Socrates
Because they take everything, literally....
Feminists.