Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)