What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "