What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)