What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.