What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."