What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.