Having half a screaming child on your hands.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
A smoke aLaama.
A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
