What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.