What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo