Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.