What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.