What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

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What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.