What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.