What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell