How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Abreast Jokes More Abreast Jokes

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good