How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say?

too weak.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.