How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo