Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is not yours?

Not your cheese....

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."