Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Colby Jack's.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !