Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!