Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did we call IT before computers ?

The Mail Room

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.