Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !