Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Tsarbucks.
I drink because I am.
For people that don't want anything to drink
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
Toni
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Cancer.
