What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.