What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.