What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!