What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

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One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

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