What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

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How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.