What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!