What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.