Safety Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.