Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety