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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.