Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety