Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!