What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)