What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.