What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.