What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.