What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.