Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas