Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas